I'm sure a lot of us have done embarrassing things while under the influence. It could have been telling a secret we shouldn't have. Maybe you tripped and fell. Possibly you even got sick and spewed everywhere. Maybe you sang a horrific rendition of "Sweet Caroline". Some of these consequences just come with the territory, and you've probably learned your lesson, and will try to drink with some moderation next time. However, this sign warns of how alcohol impairs your judgment so bad, that you could do one of the most unspeakable acts. You could make-out with a fish. Please remember, if you're going to drink and boat, make sure you don't cheat on your spouse with some little sleazy trout that isn't worth it. Oh sure, her scales may shimmer in the sun. She may have the best looking pouty lips you've ever seen, but remember where your loyalty lies.To see why so many of our clients remain loyal to us, don't just take our word for it. Check out just some of the few testimonials we've received.
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