Thursday, May 6, 2010

CAUTION: You May Be a Complete Idiot

This sign should say, "Caution, if you really need a sign to know this, maybe you should just save us all the hassle, and jump already." Caution signs are necessary to warn of potential hazards, but this is really ridiculous. I often assume that when there is a sign stating such an obvious warning, there is often a moron behind it that inspired it. I think the management at this facility should also post these signs on this balcony:

  • CAUTION: Please be aware that the balcony is not a sandwich. Don't try to eat it.
  • CAUTION: Please be aware that there is a restroom in your hotel room, and this is not part of it.
  • CAUTION: Please be aware these sign are for idiots.
At U-Stickit Graphics we make all sorts of signs, customized to your specific needs. If you feel the need to post the usual warnings, we can make whatever you need. If you feel the need to remind people to exhale after inhaling, we can help with that too.

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